MLS this week: Costa Ricans punch (early) ticket to Russia.Editorial Roundup: Excerpts from recent editorials.Matildas start ToN defence against Brazil.Leading academic reveals how an 'old joke' about lingerie in a crowded lift landed him in trouble and left him reeling at the 'insidious culture of censorship'.Magnum PI reboot:В CBS releases first look at action-packed detective show starring Jay Hernandez.Xerox names John Visentin as CEO after scrapping Fujifilm deal.Big proxy adviser ISS does not support Facebook's Zuckerberg in proxy vote.Real Housewives Of New York City: Bethenny Frankel sobs during Puerto Rico aid mission with Dorinda.Gunman who shot John Ibrahim's bodyguard 'Tongan Sam' on the eve of a Mehajer wedding BURNT himself while torching the getaway car - and police believe up to SIX people were involved in the assassination attempt.

'Maybe the hot pool cleaner': Sophie Monk says she won't be flirting with the 'very, very hot' contestants on Love Island but will use a 'Spanish language app' to mingle with local men while filming in Majorca.

'Website VS reality!' Woman shares hilariously misleading online photos of hotel's lavish-looking swimming pool - that turned out to be just a tiny hot tub.

Popular Babeny Farm where children have enjoyed pony rides for 35 years is closing because kids are too fat for the horses.

'It's tampering with history': The word 'Aboriginal' is REMOVED from birth, marriage and death certificates after politically-correct bureaucrats rule the term is offensive.

EXCLUSIVE: 'He didn't like that Dean was involved': Married At First Sight's Sean Thomsen was 'jealous that Tracey Jewel had reunited with Dean Wells for an advertising campaign' just weeks before their 'brutal' split.

Almost ONE in THREE British athletes bound for Tokyo Olympics and Paralympics have experienced or witnessedВ 'unacceptable behaviour'.

Amber Dowding's new romance with Jamie Enver: Car salesman 'cheated on ex with TOWIE star and was two-timing both of them'.Touching moment a man wrongly convicted of murder as a 14-year-old holds the hands of the judge who exonerated him after 27 years in tearful court appearance.No sheep export ban - what people think.

How do you make edam good sandwich? Britons vote CHEESE as the nation's favourite filling.'Sounded like gunshots': Explosions and low-flying helicopters cause panic among residents in south London as 'secret night-time police exercise' takes place.Texas executes 'Lovers' Lane' killer, convicted of 2003 murder.Japan March core machinery orders fall 3.9 pct mth/mth.Viewers believe ITV and Channel 4 are more politically neutral than the taxpayer-funded BBC.Missouri Legislature approves changes to electric rates.

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